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dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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# OUCH   

theartofmoviestills:

The Double Life of Veronique | Krzysztof Kieślowski | 1991

posted 1 day ago with 59 notes
# yaaaas   # must watch   

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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mi madre me da la queja de que, ay, tiene que velar a mi hermano en la piscina sola y no tiene qué hacer ni con quién hablar

bajo a acompañarla para que ni me hable y pase todo su tiempo en el iPhone

primera y última, carajo

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# oh my god   
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